Wednesday, September 07, 2005
All those that have sent a request for the latest audio CD look in your email boxes for pick up information. This CD is packet with 63 unique audio clips from "our" 911 radio system.
Those of you that didn't contact me for the latest CD with audio clips, I will do this again in a few months.
On the subject of CD's, the Blah-ger also gives away a CD for the tip of the month drawing. Scotty J. was the winner of last months drawing on August 17 of 2005. (I have never seen a luckier SOB in my life !)
You still have time to send in tips and news about your police, medic or fire company for me to use in the Blah-g. Please keep the subject matter to radios, dead spots, service problems, receive/transmit problems... etc. You do not have to be a Chief or Supervisor to turn in TIPS ! Just send them in to news@k3sam . Next drawing is on September 17, 2005 with the Boogerette pulling the winner out of the Booger's PA Lottery HAT ! Don't be shy now !
Back to work.. er back to my retirement...
10-9 County, you are very weak today !
http://800.k3sam.com - web site
email@example.com - comments / tips
PS: 911, your clocks are off by almost 2 minutes, get that fixed please ! Inspection is coming up for pete sakes !!
AUD E. OH
OK, the new audio clips have been posted to the Blah-ger's website so go listen and enjoy your lunch.
Slice of Truth with a Shade of Shameful Scruples, two Slightly Distorted Ate Hundred Mega Turds. A Bowl of T1 Control Troll Grolls With Floating Monkey Marbles Divided By Incorrectly Programed Radio El-Fredio. Mix that up with Made Up System Story Glory Topped with a Tower Flower(today's special) and you one eat of the finest BS meals around.
Blah-ger cannot be responsible for headaches caused by CRASHING the Tower Flower. You have been warned.
http://800.k3sam.com - website for all your WC 911 info and audio clips
firstname.lastname@example.org - comments and tips
www.HowDidHeKnowTheNameOfTheFuneralHomeOnTheBenchAndWhyShouldWeCare.com - cannot expect this to work as it was developed by the same people that designed the Westmoreland County 911 System.
No Blah-g this morning as I have been busy burning CD's and editing audio clips all day... and all of the night.
If anything big happens later this morning or if someone can find a can of DEAD SPOT PAINT (so we can paint the areas that this 800 Mhz Radio Doesn't Work in) then I'll post a Blah-g for this afternoon. Otherwise and don't you ever forget... these Blah-gs are like pimples, they can pop up anytime... you just can't sqeeze them.
MAN I JUST HAD A THOUGHT !
If there were such a thing as Dead Spot Paint we Wouldn't be able to see 10 feet in front of us as there would be PAINT everywhere !!!
I will have several new audio clips to post on my website today so keep checking. The new clips will include the conclusion to the 911 CRASH of 05 July 05.
Remember, if you are a fireman, medic or police officer and you would like a copy of the latest CD (see my Blah-g for yesterday for details) you only have until noon to send me an email - email@example.com .
Everything else is the same as it every was, nothing has changed and all remains the same, it just doesn't get any better than this... does it ?
http://800.k3sam.com - audio clips and more
news@k3sam - email me
www.OurRadioSystemDoesntWorkVeryWellAndHasDeadSpotsAllOverThePlaceButThatsOKAsLongAsWeGetOurPayChecksEveryWeek.911Management.com - remember, that site might not work as it was created by the same person that developed the Westmoreland County Radio System That Crashes All The Time !